You might remember my previous post where I insisted my cat is not that fat. Well, I'm not saying she's the fattest cat in the world, but I kind of, sort of came to the conclusion that she could stand to lose a few. So I put her on a diet. She got fatter. She's taken the whole dieting thing as a challenge to her cat skills. If you turn your back for a second, she's going to be eating your food. Or the dog's food. She's a super stealthy, snack stealing kitty. Cats. They just don't get portion control.