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In addition to her award-winning young adult fiction, Diana Muñoz Stewart runs her own company providing content for websites and blogs on health, writing, and family. She earned her Bachelor’s degree in English Literature from Rowan University and a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from the Stonecoast, University of Southern Maine. When she’s not writing, she can be found kayaking in her backyard or hiking with her kids and the man who’s made her heart race and palms sweat since their devoted teen years.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Right on Target


Target Shopper
I was in Target today when I overheard the following conversation between two women walking down the aisle, pushing their carts.
 First lady, "Who buys their clothes in Target?" 
Second Lady, "I think they have some nice stuff." 
First lady, very haughtily, "But it's Target." 
At this point I stood up--I had been bending down to get a shirt in my size. (This answers the question of who buys their clothes at Target). I had expected to see two very sophisticated women deigning to enter Target, but that wasn't the case. They were big ladies dressed in loud floral shirts and stretchy pants. I thought it was funny as hell. Isaac Mizrahi would have been appalled.


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